Monday, November 14, 2005

obscurum per obscurius...

This opiparous, orotund opuscle is hardly oratio recta; use of Ockham’s Razor would be orthopraxy and also help solve such obnubilation and obscurantism; no, don’t oblatrate or objurgate, your oblocution will not deny my oblectation.

I hope my obsession, my olamic onomatomania, does not obganiate or cause oscitance.

On other matters, my ombibulous habit may be the cause my oniochalasia; when at home, with keen osphresis and oxyopia, I maintain an olent olitory that obscures any odorvector, ozostomia or offensive, olid ordure.

Perhaps more importantly, despite obsolagnium, my ophelimity is optimal; or was that the olisbos?!! Well at least I can be orgulous of my osculation…or is that my oneirataxia!

Dedicated to optimistic opsimaths...the link may help!

S.O.

8 comments:

Gavin Corder said...

This rich, clear small work is hardly direct speech; (You can say that again!!!!!!!) use of the principle that one should not make more assumptions than the minimum needed would be rightness of action and also help solve such muddying of the water and general anti-enlightenment; no, don’t rail or remonstrate, your abuse will not deny my pleasure.

I hope my compulsion, my everlasting craze about names, does not become tediously repetitious or cause drowsiness as evidenced by yawning.

On other matters, my ombibulous (it nor anything like it in Longer OED but I like ombrogenous as an alternative - of peat, a bog, etc.: dependent on precipitation for its formation and maintenance) habit may be the cause my compulsive urge to buy things; when at home, with keen sense of smell (or could be ospenis - penis bone, baculum) and sight , I maintain a fragrant kitchen garden that hides any smell draught (? complete guess), bad air from ancient tombs or offensive fetid shit.

Perhaps more importantly, despite waning sexual desire (googled not OED), my capacity to satisfy a desire is tip top; or was that resembling a dildo? Well at least I can be proud (or swollen) of my kiss (or obs the mutual contact of blood vessels) or is that my delusion (not in OED).
Dedicated to hopeful late starters in the learning stakes.

Gavin Corder said...

ombibulous - could mean you drink anything and everything....?

Span Ows said...

Gavin!...excellent work!...you're right re ombibulous in your second comment; ...in first comment keen sense of smell and extreme sensitivity (oxyopia)...then your "smell draught" is any smell maker...bad air from tombs is bad breath but obviously that comes from what was originally what you say (re tombs)...later satisfy (but sexually) and olisbos I have put just as dildo..not 'resembling a dildo.'

But overall excellent! B+

Gavin Corder said...

B bloody plus!!!!!!!!!!! A for friggin' effort!

Gavin Corder said...

And anyway that should be omnibibulous!

Span Ows said...

no, I mean ombibulous...what you've written...is that a word you've just invented...it could mean drinking everything everywhere!...COOOOOOL!

OK...A- for effort (I was thinking of downgrading you but you said it was your birthday...so I'll let you off...but just this once!

Gavin Corder said...

Yes I just invented it. Yes it means mean drinking everything everywhere...

My head...shall I tell my rum story? Later...

Span Ows said...

HAHAHA...RUM...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Birthday boy boozes barmily but bemoans banging bonce...;-)