Sunday, February 19, 2006

Odd (open-legged?) Open Day...

Just had to giggle at this; no so much the actual story, which I think was a good idea (except it might offend Muslims...ooops! NO! That's another story...) , but one or two funny expressions...

'AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Amsterdam's famed red light district held its first ever "open day" on Saturday as its peep-shows and brothels gave crowds of wide-eyed visitors free entry to help shed the area's increasingly negative reputation.'

OK...what strikes you as funny about that, the "free entry" perhaps?...:-)

Then further on in the story a man is interviewed re a theatre performance and being able to use his imagination...

"It was still sexy and you can use your imagination," said 31-year-old Rob Jansen, on leaving the Casa Rosso theatre, where the strippers left their clothes while performing.

All innocent really...no? Clearly they have missed out the word "on" because as the sentence reads is it just me that sees the 'theatre as changing room' gag?

Hehehe

S.O.

3 comments:

Span Ows said...

well I thought it was funny...:-(

Anonymous said...

A man
goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an
inflatable doll.

"Would you like male of female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or *?"

This question confused the man . . . and he replied,

"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The * one blows itself up!"
Thought you might like it ?!
I it got taken off the messageboard can't think why though...

Span Ows said...

hahaha...now that would have been equally as funny if you were not anonumous!!

Funnily enough there was a sex-shop/ Muslim scandal...can't remember all the details but it was a blow-up doll with a name that was 'Muslim'.