Monday, March 08, 2010

Sexy PenelopeWell, I've been away for a week - missed the polls narrowing, the death of Michael Foot etc...- and catching up on the news; I'm ALREADY fed up with the desperate Labour spin and especially the cheek and unbelievably hypocrisy shown by Harpie and Mandy in the Ashcroft saga. Especially galling when the name 'Mandelson' is now almost a byword for lying, sleaze and spin.

So, some eye candy will suffice! My coochy woochy woo, Penelope Cruz, was nominated for best supporting actress but didn't win (it was a tough group won by Mo'Nique in the film Precious). The image on the left is one still of her in Guido's cabaretesque 'dream' scene from the film Nine (click for video)

Full Oscars coverage HERE(BBC)

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8 comments:

Paul said...

She always looks so dirty doesn't she old Penny.

Interesting that the Conservative supporters in the media are now giving Cameron a hard time about Ashcroft.

Span Ows said...

I fancied her since seeing Jamon Jamon (don't laugh!) many years ago. Mind you she was about 16 then...oooer!

RE Ashcroft I think they feel he could have picked a better time to bring all this to the fore...i.e. about 5 years ago or more!

Paul said...

I remember that. Although can you imagine trying to sell the film in the U.K with the following plot introduction: "Silvia, a beautiful young Spanish woman, prepares omelettes for the workers in the underwear factory."

As Homer Simpson would say, "mmm omelettes."

Span Ows said...

...half time...

it's wonderfully complicted in a simple way (¡!¿?)
"Silvia, a beautiful young Spanish woman, prepares omelettes for the workers in the underwear factory."

she is going out with the factory owners' son who makes her pregnant. The father (husband of factory owner) is having an affair with Silvia's postitute mother. Son tells parents he will marry (lower class Silvia) so mum seduces young stud (bulging underpant model) and gets him to waylay Silvia (falling for him at the same time and him for her in an "best sexual experience" way...deep breath...however young stud falls in love with Silvia but the son is jealous and they fight with hams (son dies) great final cut with all six main characters (one dead)

Stud = Javier Bardem...eh, eh, eh...

Gavin Corder said...

She's got no top lip. it's not healthy mate!

Span Ows said...

oooh Gavin...what brings you here? Pe in lingerie?

Paul said...

I actually think there's a correlation between no top lips and oral contraception. I've noticed the decline of the female top lip over the last twenty or so years. Where are the Sophia Loren's of this world?

Span Ows said...

I think her labium superius oris is fine...maybe it's the lower pout that makes it look weedy.

Paul, I'm sure we could work on that if you can arrange the multi million research grant.

:-)