Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Orbix operation...

Wehay! The Independent reports: "firm, young-looking breasts that keep their shape over time". OK, I'm well behind with the news from Orbix Medical, the company that have developed a new plastic surgery procedure that promises to deliver "firm, young-looking breasts that keep their shape over time" by implanting bra-shaped 'silicone slings' underneath the skin. Taking only 45 minutes it has been approved in the EU: the operation involves the insertion of "silicon cups underneath the breast tissue and anchoring them to the bones of the rib cage with titanium screws".
'The Orbix Breast Support System eliminates breast re-sagging and minimizes scarring following breast procedures, keeping the shape and position of the breast and nipple years after the procedure.'
No offence to this good surgical advance (with medially sound reasons for it) but I'm starting to think that maybe a future blog-post will be 'Oversexed Oldies' with horny old nip-'n-tucked men high on Viagra [remember] servicing their biddy wives - with new firm breasts and each with their own personalised and aesthetically enhanced and tightened vagina - shagging behind the bowling shed.

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