This opiparous, orotund opuscle is hardly oratio recta; use of Ockham’s Razor would be orthopraxy and also help solve such obnubilation and obscurantism; no, don’t oblatrate or objurgate, your oblocution will not deny my oblectation.
I hope my obsession, my olamic onomatomania, does not obganiate or cause oscitance.
On other matters, my ombibulous habit may be the cause my oniochalasia; when at home, with keen osphresis and oxyopia, I maintain an olent olitory that obscures any odorvector, ozostomia or offensive, olid ordure.
Perhaps more importantly, despite obsolagnium, my ophelimity is optimal; or was that the olisbos?!! Well at least I can be orgulous of my osculation…or is that my oneirataxia!
Dedicated to optimistic opsimaths...the link may help!