Showing posts with label awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awards. Show all posts

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Ose: olisbos orgasmic opus...






And now for something completely different (or not if you've read Owsblog from the beginning: any excuse to relink back to the good old days on Owsblog: orgasms, olisbos, more orgasms...)



Basically a modern robotic vibrator has been banned from the technology show CES. Actually that's a fib, with this (pictured, available later this year) there are no vibrations: "Osé doesn’t need vibrations to get you there, just completely personalized g-spot and clitoral stimulation that perfectly fits your body."



Lora DiCarlo said it had been invited to display its robotic Ose vibrator at CES, after winning an innovation award. And it's not just any old thing: Lora Haddock Founder and CEO of Lora DiCarlo writes: "You see, we’re doing something that has never been done before - we’re making the world’s first hands-free device for the holy grail of orgasms — the blended orgasm. Our almost entirely female team of engineers is developing...


"...new micro-robotic technology that mimics all of the sensations of a human mouth, tongue, and fingers, for an experience that feels just like a real partner. The product even adjusts to each body's unique physiology for a personal fit that hits all the right spots, leaving the hands free for better uses. We’re talking about truly innovative robotics."

The CES (Consumer Electronics Show, the world’s biggest trade show) organiser the Consumer Technology Association, which granted the award, said it had included the device by mistake and could withdraw any immoral or obscene entry at any time...fair play you may think but 'similar' entries have been at previous shows and Ose certainly ticks the right boxes - or pushes the right buttons - to warrant its place at the event. And this year there's even a vibrating OLED TV, not quite the same pleasure and stimulation but hey-ho... 

Ose: olisbos orgasmic opus...


And now for something completely different (or not if you've read Owsblog from the beginning: any excuse to relink back to the good old days on Owsblog: orgasms, olisbos, more orgasms...)

Basically a modern robotic vibrator has been banned from the technology show CES. Actually that's a fib, with this (pictured, available later this year) there are no vibrations: "Osé doesn’t need vibrations to get you there, just completely personalized g-spot and clitoral stimulation that perfectly fits your body."

Lora DiCarlo said it had been invited to display its robotic Ose vibrator at CES, after winning an innovation award. And it's not just any old thing: Lora Haddock Founder and CEO of Lora DiCarlo writes: "You see, we’re doing something that has never been done before - we’re making the world’s first hands-free device for the holy grail of orgasms — the blended orgasm. Our almost entirely female team of engineers is developing...
"...new micro-robotic technology that mimics all of the sensations of a human mouth, tongue, and fingers, for an experience that feels just like a real partner. The product even adjusts to each body's unique physiology for a personal fit that hits all the right spots, leaving the hands free for better uses. We’re talking about truly innovative robotics."
The CES (Consumer Electronics Show, the world’s biggest trade show) organiser the Consumer Technology Association, which granted the award, said it had included the device by mistake and could withdraw any immoral or obscene entry at any time...fair play you may think but 'similar' entries have been at previous shows and Ose certainly ticks the right boxes - or pushes the right buttons - to warrant its place at the event. And this year there's even a vibrating OLED TV, not quite the same pleasure and stimulation but hey-ho... 

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Orwell objurgation...






...not indeed at the great man himself but re the Orwell Prize. Toby Young at the DT, writes: "The enemies of press freedom should stop handing out prizes in the name of George Orwell", quite so! In fact the man himself was very clear about Freedom of the Press. I added my tuppenyworth to the comments quite early on, basically a bit off topic but [edit] repeating what I wrote on Iain Dale's blog two or three years ago years ago: that trouble is with blog** awards these days is that they go to MSM "blogs" which IMHO aren't really 'blogs' at all but mini newspaper articles, some with links. There are hundreds of really good 'real' blogs out there in the blogosphere but by redefining the term and moving the goalposts the MSM (including Media Standards Trust and all) keep it comfortably in house. Anyway, I digress; more from Toby:


"[George Orwell's] dislike of high-mindedness, piety, sanctimony, snobbery – all the vices of the Left-wing intelligentsia – is a constant theme running through his work. Anyone familiar with his essays – in particular, his views on press freedom, the “boiled rabbits of the left” and the common people of England – can be in no doubt that he would have summoned all his powers as a journalist to pour vitriol on the panjandrums behind the Hacked Off Campaign. For the Media Standards Trust to give out a journalism prize in his name, given it’s close association with this lobby group, is a disgrace to his memory."

**Like I said, slightly off topic (Orwell Prize is for political writing).

Orwell objurgation...


...not indeed at the great man himself but re the Orwell Prize. Toby Young at the DT, writes: "The enemies of press freedom should stop handing out prizes in the name of George Orwell", quite so! In fact the man himself was very clear about Freedom of the Press. I added my tuppenyworth to the comments quite early on, basically a bit off topic but [edit] repeating what I wrote on Iain Dale's blog two or three years ago years ago: that trouble is with blog** awards these days is that they go to MSM "blogs" which IMHO aren't really 'blogs' at all but mini newspaper articles, some with links. There are hundreds of really good 'real' blogs out there in the blogosphere but by redefining the term and moving the goalposts the MSM (including Media Standards Trust and all) keep it comfortably in house. Anyway, I digress; more from Toby:
"[George Orwell's] dislike of high-mindedness, piety, sanctimony, snobbery – all the vices of the Left-wing intelligentsia – is a constant theme running through his work. Anyone familiar with his essays – in particular, his views on press freedom, the “boiled rabbits of the left” and the common people of England – can be in no doubt that he would have summoned all his powers as a journalist to pour vitriol on the panjandrums behind the Hacked Off Campaign. For the Media Standards Trust to give out a journalism prize in his name, given it’s close association with this lobby group, is a disgrace to his memory."
**Like I said, slightly off topic (Orwell Prize is for political writing).