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After the upsetting news for Indian men at the end of last year that most condoms were too big for them, it seems the market has been created for alternative protection: there is a newish controversial condom causing outrage because a government-owned company is involved in marketing it but critics say it is in fact a vibrator, and should therefore be banned (sex toys etc are banned). Click on image for the corresponding BBC news article.