Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Great thread... (BBC Radio Five Live UK News Message Board) on which the following test was posted; I'm 30% Chav...(oh the shame)!! Do the quiz and find out what you are!

The chav Test!

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Paul said...


Span Ows said...

Of course I have several excuses:

i) When I drank Stella it was long, hot summers in French cafes about 30 years ago (not even sure it was available in the UK then)
ii) I only did 1 booze run when at college (for a laugh)
iii) I love Pot Noodle!
iv) I've had various colas including the Mecca brand.
v) I had white Reeboks in college...and I looked cool!...honest...(25 years ago!)
vi) the 2 times I've not bought a ticket was when there was no staff (or machines) to buy one!
vii) I'm only half serious about tuning my Golf TDI
viii) plus the Spanish destination question...come on!!!

...etc...I'm sure I'm not chavish *AT ALL* when all that is taken into account ;-)

Span Ows said...

'Doth' I protest too much? :-)

(must do something about that lisp!)

The Great Gildersleeve said...

I could knock a few answers off for similar reasons Span(That's my excuse...)Guess what! Same reading as Paul...24% :-)

Span Ows said...

You making me feel bad :-(

Gavin Corder said...

Oh for fuck sake I'm 35% chav!

The bloody questions were rigged! The woman I know who went on Trisha was a paid journalist.

And loads of other stuff!


Span Ows said... can't imagine how much better that makes me feel :-)

Paul said...

Way to go Gav! What does your wife Tracey think? :-)

Gavin Corder said...


lucy said...

I'm stuck on the sofa / settee one which ie the posh answer??

Gavin Corder said...

Settee is common.

Span Ows said...

Hello Lucy!


"Settee is common"

Sofa King what?


lucy said...

One poster here thinks settee is posh..
Any evidence for this boys, I mean what does the queen call it?

Gavin Corder said...

Kathy Burke as Waynetta has a "se'ee in the laaaaahnnge". Nuff said!

(translation sofa in the sitting room)