Orgasmic osculation...

I assume many of you read the news this week [DT Link] that new research shows that eating chocolate is more stimulating to the heart and the head than kissing, apologies in advance if you've already done this to death (the story that is, not kissing and chocolate...no apologies needed if you're deeply involved there).

Of course this will not be news of regular readers of Owsblog who were (hopefully) entertained by open eyed osculation re the many and varied ways of kissing:

Slobbery kiss: This is excellent for cunnilingus and fellatio...

AND the indepth history on the discovery, use, manufacture and health benefits of the orgasmic ordeal that is chocolate:

Scientists have found that one 'square' of milk chocolate contains almost the same amount of phenols as a glass of red wine and that plain, dark chocolate contains even higher amounts.

More health giving benefits reported [BBC link] Re this latest news I was a bit wary imagining lab rats/assitants being told to 'get at it' with what would have been very unromantic non-passionate snogs, so I was relieved to read that "Romantically attached couples" were the ones who were asked to have heart monitors and electrodes attached... to their scalps!! (pheeeew) by scientists. This was to measure their heart rate and brain activity.

The results led the research leader, Dr Lewis to say: "There is no doubt that chocolate beats kissing hands down when it comes to providing a long-lasting body and brain buzz. Ah well...

A spokeswoman for Cadbury added “You'd think people would be shy about kissing in a laboratory, but that wasn't the case at all. We're not talking about a quick peck here." In the name of equality, even though women are thought to be bigger 'chocoholics' than men, both sexes showed the same responses in the tests.

S.O.