...but bloody funny. "I am outraged at being banned from the Oscars by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Zionists" says Supreme Leader Shabazz Aladeen (tragic childhood etc): "While I applaud the Academy for taking away my right to free speech, I warn you that if you do not lift your sanctions and give me my tickets back by 12:00 pm on Sunday, you will face unimaginable consequences!"..."Where are the nominations for such classic [Wadiyan] films as 'When Harry kidnapped Sally, 'You've got Mailbomb,' or 'Planet of the Rapes'?" This is spoof but no doubt some - the usual suspects - will be really outraged. According to the scrolling news update at the Republic of Wadiya website the Academy has surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass.
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"My Sunday calendar is now as empty as a North Korean grocery store," he said
Brilliant! Love the bio and his brothers accidental deaths, reminded me of the Spinal Tap drummer who died in a "bizarre gardening accident."
Yes, the whole thing. The education section was very good too...
"Part of his research managed to confirm that there’s not enough oxygen for a political opponent to survive at altitudes higher than 45,000 feet. In the same experiment, he confirmed that there is enough gravity at 45,000 feet for a political opponent’s body to return to Earth when thrown from an aircraft."
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