Osteo option...

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Well, milk is good for your boner bones. Click image to enlarge...you should; you know you should. It is called 'cleopatre bain au lait' and is in fact the online ad at the Euro Parliament for Melody Fortuna (I am currently conversing with a Melody from California, I kid you not). Melody Fortuna is the esthéticienne (beautician) at POK Europarl (or presumably 'POKE' for short!); you can also get massages or physio, osteo and kinesiology work.

Melody started her 'paramedic' service at the sports center last Thursday, the poke team was pleased to announce...and "a drink will be offered that day so you can become better acquainted with her."...I'm still not kidding. Hat-tip England Expects.