And now for something completely different (or not if you've read Owsblog from the beginning: any excuse to relink back to the good old days on Owsblog: orgasms, olisbos, more orgasms...)
Basically a modern robotic vibrator has been banned from the technology show CES. Actually that's a fib, with this (pictured, available later this year) there are no vibrations: "Osé doesn’t need vibrations to get you there, just completely personalized g-spot and clitoral stimulation that perfectly fits your body."
Lora DiCarlo said it had been invited to display its robotic Ose vibrator at CES, after winning an innovation award. And it's not just any old thing: Lora Haddock Founder and CEO of Lora DiCarlo writes: "You see, we’re doing something that has never been done before - we’re making the world’s first hands-free device for the holy grail of orgasms — the blended orgasm. Our almost entirely female team of engineers is developing...
"...new micro-robotic technology that mimics all of the sensations of a human mouth, tongue, and fingers, for an experience that feels just like a real partner. The product even adjusts to each body's unique physiology for a personal fit that hits all the right spots, leaving the hands free for better uses. We’re talking about truly innovative robotics."The CES (Consumer Electronics Show, the world’s biggest trade show) organiser the Consumer Technology Association, which granted the award, said it had included the device by mistake and could withdraw any immoral or obscene entry at any time...fair play you may think but 'similar' entries have been at previous shows and Ose certainly ticks the right boxes - or pushes the right buttons - to warrant its place at the event. And this year there's even a vibrating OLED TV, not quite the same pleasure and stimulation but hey-ho...
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